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Fruit & ocean derived minerals. The radically transparent alternative to synthetic hydration mixes.

Hydration From Real Food. Not a Chemistry Lab.

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Coconut water, pristine sea salt, apple-derived magnesium, and real fruit. That's it. The radically transparent alternative to synthetic hydration mixes.

Real Hydration From Real Food—Not a Chemistry Lab

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Find Your Ritual

Nourish your body with real food wellness essentials

*The Mineral Mist-pedia*

Fun Fact!

Most "natural flavors" can contain up to 100 different chemicals.

Our flavor? It's just... fruit. Revolutionary, we know!

If you can't pronounce it, you probably shouldn't drink it. That's why our ingredient list sounds like a grocery trip, not a high school chemistry exam!

The stevia in most drinks is processed with petroleum-based solvents. Because nothing says "natural" like oil refinery byproducts, right?

Your body absorbs magnesium from apples up to 3x better than synthetic forms. Turns out "an apple a day" was hydration advice all along!

Ancient sailors survived on coconut water during long voyages - it's sterile enough to use in blood transfusions. Meanwhile, modern drinks need preservatives to last a week!

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Real Food Revolution

When traditional supplements failed to give me the energy I craved as a busy mom, I discovered the incredible power of real food nutrition – egg yolks, colostrum, and pure botanicals that transformed my health and my family's wellness.

Our products were born from this journey, crafted for the modern woman who refuses to choose between convenience and purity.

OUR STORY

Nature's Formula, Perfected For You

The ancestral superfood blend for women who demand more from their wellness routine: female whole-body nourishment with

results you can actually feel.

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NO MYCOTOXINS ✸ NO HEAVY METALS ✸ NO GLUTEN ✸ NO ARTIFICIAL COLORS & flavors ✸ NO SOY ✸ NO fillers ✸

NO MYCOTOXINS ✸ NO HEAVY METALS ✸ NO GLUTEN ✸ NO ARTIFICIAL COLORS & flavors ✸ NO SOY ✸ NO fillers ✸

Nettle & Bloom

A mineral-rich herbal tea that supports hormonal balance, sustained energy, and glowing skin with traditional women's wellness botanicals.

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Statement Totes

Statement Totes

Make a statement everywhere you go with these bold, eco-friendly canvas totes that speak your truth.

Perfect for the wellness warrior who's done staying quiet about real health.

$27.00

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